Not posted in a while because I am ill. That's my excuse right there.
I have this weird permanent bitter taste in me mouth. Is this just because I am ill and blocked up etc? Means I can't properly taste things. BOOOOOO. I had a slice of pizza last night and just didn't enjoy it. Life cannot be enjoyed under these circumstances.
And that, dear people, it what's happening in the life of Moscow right now. Oh, and I'm aiming to complete Mafia 2 by the end of the week. Best game I've bought in a long time.
18 February 2011
10 February 2011
Definite Brain Rambles
I can't decide if I'm content or bored. Do I go out for the evening and have a jolly time at a pub quiz (and maybe/probably continue on to the Cathouse) or do I keep my current theme of the day, and watch all the Misfits I can clap my eyes on?
An hour ago I was positive I was bored. Now I'm not so sure. I think the light outside made me feel bored. Now it's all dark, it seems sensible to stay in. Ergo, I feel not bored.
And now if I don't go out, it makes that shower I had 20mins ago pointless. As I may as well have not showered and stewed in my own filth if I was going to have a lazy inside day. Sake.
It's a hard and troublesome life for me, Full of difficult and important decisions to be made.
An hour ago I was positive I was bored. Now I'm not so sure. I think the light outside made me feel bored. Now it's all dark, it seems sensible to stay in. Ergo, I feel not bored.
And now if I don't go out, it makes that shower I had 20mins ago pointless. As I may as well have not showered and stewed in my own filth if I was going to have a lazy inside day. Sake.
It's a hard and troublesome life for me, Full of difficult and important decisions to be made.
09 February 2011
There's plenty more un-crazy fish in the sea
It has come to my attention that I am a smidge odd.
For one, I always get up semi-early, regardless of when I went to bed (semi-early being like 10 or 11am). Even if I've nothing to get up for. Means I'm tireder at night, which is stupid as I do almost all my working time at night.
My days always have to have some kind of a structure, otherwise I feel much like a waster. i.e, I have to have a morning, afternoon, and evening, with some kind of activity residing in each timeslot. But I can't have the same activity in multiple slots, UNLESS it is in all 3 slots (like a 'TV day').
I sing to myself what I'm doing when I'm at work (but then again, so does everyone that works there). i,e, "I'm taking the bins out, dum dee dum".
If I spend a few days just playing xbox in a short space of time, I feel pretty lazy and unproductive. However, if I spend a few days just watching entire series' of TV shows in a short space of time, I do not feel at all unproductive.
And finally, (well not finally as I'm sure there's more) my aim for the next few months is to be able to make the funny gargling/rolling-tongue noise Chewbacca makes.
Please still be my friend.
For one, I always get up semi-early, regardless of when I went to bed (semi-early being like 10 or 11am). Even if I've nothing to get up for. Means I'm tireder at night, which is stupid as I do almost all my working time at night.
My days always have to have some kind of a structure, otherwise I feel much like a waster. i.e, I have to have a morning, afternoon, and evening, with some kind of activity residing in each timeslot. But I can't have the same activity in multiple slots, UNLESS it is in all 3 slots (like a 'TV day').
I sing to myself what I'm doing when I'm at work (but then again, so does everyone that works there). i,e, "I'm taking the bins out, dum dee dum".
If I spend a few days just playing xbox in a short space of time, I feel pretty lazy and unproductive. However, if I spend a few days just watching entire series' of TV shows in a short space of time, I do not feel at all unproductive.
And finally, (well not finally as I'm sure there's more) my aim for the next few months is to be able to make the funny gargling/rolling-tongue noise Chewbacca makes.
Please still be my friend.
05 February 2011
Xbox Live: Why I Hate the Public
I was very excited to start Xbox Live-ing. Oh yes, so very excited. Talking to people over headsets, getting online achievements, double-teaming difficult baddies, etc.
That was until some knob jockey joined me in a perfectly innocent game of Dead Rising 2.
He kept making hugely annoying and downright stupid remarks. e.g 'oh look I'm drunk, I'm being sick. Hahahahaha.' (because in DR2 if you drink to much you are sick. As I'm sure you non-knob-jockey-readers deciphered.). So, firstly, I am playing xbox with a 12 year old boy. Great.
He then kept pissing about doing stupid things like hitting zombies repeatedly with boxes (and then commenting on this into my ear), and I can't move rooms because he's too busy being a general tool far away.
An this is why I did not feel remorse when he died YET AGAIN and I stootered about doing nothing, instead of reviving him. Even the shouts of 'HELP!' and 'Dude, I'm Dyyyyying' (in that patronising tone you get when people state the obvious) did not rock my moral boat. No siree.
So from now on, if I'm on xbox-live with a big-talking nancy boy, I'm going to talk with a mega heavy Scottish accent and use swear words like they're oxygen. Intimidation is the way forward, I say.
END.
That was until some knob jockey joined me in a perfectly innocent game of Dead Rising 2.
He kept making hugely annoying and downright stupid remarks. e.g 'oh look I'm drunk, I'm being sick. Hahahahaha.' (because in DR2 if you drink to much you are sick. As I'm sure you non-knob-jockey-readers deciphered.). So, firstly, I am playing xbox with a 12 year old boy. Great.
He then kept pissing about doing stupid things like hitting zombies repeatedly with boxes (and then commenting on this into my ear), and I can't move rooms because he's too busy being a general tool far away.
An this is why I did not feel remorse when he died YET AGAIN and I stootered about doing nothing, instead of reviving him. Even the shouts of 'HELP!' and 'Dude, I'm Dyyyyying' (in that patronising tone you get when people state the obvious) did not rock my moral boat. No siree.
So from now on, if I'm on xbox-live with a big-talking nancy boy, I'm going to talk with a mega heavy Scottish accent and use swear words like they're oxygen. Intimidation is the way forward, I say.
END.
04 February 2011
No Point in Reading This
It is too cold, windy and rainy to write anything of any vague sense or importance.
So instead I'm going to eat something tasty and watch Buffy. That's all I have to say.
Toodles
So instead I'm going to eat something tasty and watch Buffy. That's all I have to say.
Toodles
03 February 2011
Simple yet Unanswerable Questions of Life
For post number two, I pose these questions:
Peace y'all.
- Why don't shops and cafes sell 'crisp sandwiches'? They'd make a killing
- Why isn't there a 'Staff Taxis' phone number? They'd be quite quick, they'd know we'd turn up for them, tip a bit, and not be ridiculously drunk and sick in their taxi. It's win win.
- Why don't buses give change?
- Actually, while we're on it, buses should be fitted with GPS and a google-map-type-thing at each stop to show us where it is. Then we're not waiting frickin' ages for one that's not going to turn up.
- Why can't Xboxers and PS3ers play the same game together?
Peace y'all.
02 February 2011
Popping my Blog Cherry
To ease all of you hundreds and thousands of fans (ha) into my new blog, I will post this one itty bitty link. As homework, you must all watch it.
Click meeeeeee, please
Boom.
Click meeeeeee, please
Boom.
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